| Menu Item | Description | Price |
|---|---|---|
| Pancakes | Homemade Pancakes | $5.99 |
| Waffles | Homemade Waffles | $6.99 |
| Scrambled Eggs | Hand Stirred by the Head Chef | $9.99 |
| Over Easy Eggs | Cooked on a Steak Rock *Steak Not Included |
$11.99 |
| Side | Description | Price |
|---|---|---|
| Bacon | Home Cooked Bacon Straight from the Pigs Nextdoor | $14.99 |
| Sausage | Kroger Brand Sausage | $19.99 |
| Single Egg | Single Egg Cooked by the Newest Chef | $30.00 |
| Menu Item | Description | Price |
|---|---|---|
| BLT | Banana, Lard, and a Whole Tomato | $1.99 |
| Hot Dog | Made From Lamb Meat Nextdoor | $9.99 |
| Turkey Burger | Made from Genuine "Turkey" Meat | $7.99 |
| Meat | Mystery Time | $29.99 |
| Side | Description | Price |
|---|---|---|
| Carrots | Green Carrots from the Farm Nextdoor | $3.99 |
| Lettuce | Finely cut Lettuce Sheets | $4.99 |
| Appppppple Sauce | True Apple Sauce, no Gimics Here | $99.99 |
| Menu Item | Description | Price |
|---|---|---|
| Vegan Burger | Just a Head of Lettuce | $7.99 |
| Soup | Null | $4.99 |
| Steak | Acutal Steak Made on the Stovetop | $44.99 |
| Breakfast | Pick any Item on the Breakfast Menu | Add $50.00 to standard price |
| Side | Description | Price |
|---|---|---|
| Soup or Salad | Choose one, not both | $3.99 |
| Super Salad | You can't hear correctly | $9.99 |
| Apples | Home Grown Apples from the Orchard out back | $3.99 |